Typical patriotic American family fare with Dad, Mom, two kids, an alien, a man trapped in a
goldfish body, and the occasional romp through time.
Getting Scorsese off drugs means he never did all the cocaine that fueled him to make
Taxi Driver, which means he never cast Jodie Foster, which means
John Hinkley never obsessed over her, and he never tried to impress her by shooting
President Reagan, which means Reagan was never empowered by surviving an assassination
attempt—he must have lost to Mondale in ’84. Bingo! Forty-seven days into his
presidency, Mondale handed complete control of the U.S. over to the Soviet Union.