When a lawyer from the future decides to rent an apartment in 1968 San Francisco, she must
first sign your standard temporal noninterference contract—yeah, like that one ever holds
up in court!
Don’t change the past or the past will change you. The time laws. You lawyers
understand this kind of thing. You, and you alone, are responsible for any dislocation of
past events, persons or things, et cetera et cetera. Read the small print and sign.